Monday, June 04, 2007

Miss Canada

LVJ was telling me that during the recent Miss (Universe / World / Galaxy / Solar system) contest, the ladies were dressed in their home countries' traditional garb for one of the judges events. Apparently, the Canadian strolled out in this number:


Being a Leafs fan, I am all for it...
Sadly though, the judges didn't see it my way, and like the rest of the Leafs, Miss Canada is now laying on the sofa back home, playing x-Box and scratching herself.

2 comments:

The Goat said...

Should sign her up. Can't be any worse than the poofters already on that team.

VonJackass said...

With those thin, pointy elbows, she will make a good replacement for Domi. You get one of those bad boys in the chops and it will split your lip like the crotch of Steven Seagal's pants when attempting a scissor kick after polishing off a pot of perogies.