R.O.C.K. in N.O.R.K.

I can barely even comment on this, but check out the North Korean music charts below. With a toe tapper like "Juche (Self Reliance) farming method is the only method" topping out the charts, there might be hope yet for my band's (VJ and the Toll Gate Auditors) latest release "The best way to snare a muskrat is with 13 gauge wire."

KOREAN TOP 20 SINGLES CHART

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01 - 06 The Farming Collective of the Northwest - "Juche Farming Method is the Only Method"
02 - 01 Latoya Jackson - "C'est La Vie"
03 - 03 MC Cho - "Love The Americans (Hate The Imperialists)"
04 - 05 Hong Sae-Mi featuring MC Cho - "Golden Star for the Fatherland"
05 - 02 Kim Yong Yok - "Together In Defense of Socialism 06"
06 - 08 Bananarama vs. Kim Yong Yok - "Juche In The First Degree"
07 - 11 Korean Anti-Fascist Protection Assembly - "Bombs Over New York City"
08 - 04 The Pipettes - "Pull Shapes"
09 - 14 Scissor Sisters - "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
10 - 12 Shark Attack from Tumen River - "Dance! (Give It Your All For The Motherland)"
11 - 07 Mr Jong-Sung - "I Am Blind (But I Can Still See The Revolution)"
12 - 15 Kasabian - "Empire"
13 - NE Lee Jin and the Songun Heroes - "Let's Gather Mulberry Leaves"
14 - 17 Lily Allen - "Smile (Censored Version)"
15 - 09 Bob Sinclar - "Everybody Movin'"
16 - NE Psapp - "Hi"
17 - 13 Bae Cho-Won - "If Our Party Decides.... We Do"
18 - 19 Lisa Miskovsky - "Mary"
19 - 10 Old Lesbians of Choson - "(People Hold On) Socialism Will Set You Free"
20 - 16 Lee Ji-Ma - "Please Accept Our Salute, Dear Leader"