Seoul, ROK (Yonhap) The Mini-Moto known to friends and coworkers as "Igor 2000" has retired.Reports out of Nogosan Dong say that over the past few months Igor has been "sluggish, unkempt and generally lagging behind in his duties."
A spokesperson close to Igor says that the retirement will give him more time to golf, play shuffleboard and keep up with his hobby of secretly taking photographs of wackos on the subway.
Soon after the announcement, VonJackass Enterprises announced that a replacement has been named. RAZR MS500 (known as "Black Betty") has joined the team and is starting to settle in.
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